Humor vampirism 035, Hope Floats

“The Burning,” an episode of Seinfeld, kind of works on two levels, and mirrors good improv, yet I have recently been having some difficulty with communication.

“Cosmo Kramer: Well, I’ve got gonorrhea.

Elaine: That sounds about right.

Elaine: Well, I’m going to hell.

Jerry: That sounds about right.”

Noting my production had fallen below a certain threshold for the first time this month, my supervisor paid me a compliment on Wednesday.

“Arby’s: $1 Coke Floats are here. At participating locations for a limited time. $1 price available for small size drink.”

“‘And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ (Mark 12:30)”

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‘The Goldbergs’ and ‘Seinfeld’ air on FOX 4 News Kansas City and are required viewing when friends and I meet on Monday night, which is one of the best times of the week.

“and I have filled him with the Spirit of God, (Exodus 31:3)
with ability and intelligence, with knowledge and all craftsmanship,”
Sleeping Celestia by Ponee — Making the sunrise is hard work.

How many is a Brazilian?

“I don’t like to make political statements;
I don’t, I don’t. The Hill I don’t!”

A line of dialogue suggested the fictitious events of the Michael Bay-adapted ‘Transformers’ would define the legacy of George W Bush.

In the same era, 2007 and 2008, “Hope and Change,” a campaign with such open promise became a show about nothing as observed by The Jimmy Dore Show.

Obama admits failure to leave behind strong Democratic Party
“Sorry, Clint Eastwood, Meryl Streep Says This Election Will Be a ‘Reckoning,’ which Wasn’t Meant To Be Funny”

“But I say to you who hear,
Love your enemies, (Luke 6:27-28)
do good to those who hate you,

Xmas2016 by deilan12 on DeviantArt

A Strange and Revealing Christmas Controversy
“Israel curbs working ties with nations that voted for UN resolution”

bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you.”

Strange Festive Woona by pridark on DeviantArt

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“40 Things to Give up for Lent: a little reading for Fat Tuesday/Ash Wednesday”

2017 Toyota 86: The car so nice it’s been rebadged twice
“The Environmental Protection Agency isn’t trying, Seinfeld is selling his multi-million dollar Porsche collection: Can a Few Light Modifications Make a Porsche 911 Even Better?”

“But now I am coming to you, (John 17:13)
and these things I speak in the world,
that they may have my joy fulfilled in themselves.”

Early morning rendezvous | Oshoshi [pixiv]

Eli was thinking about going for two
“The Media’s Treatment of Cam Newton’s Post-Super Bowl Behavior Stands in Contrast to Manning’s of 6 Years Ago”

“Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win”

Whirlwind weekend 023

Circumstances permitted me to have an evening without plans, as a Word of the Day at Dictionary.com – capriole: a caper or leap; I went to the cinema.

Inside Out’s Real Star Isn’t Amy Poehler
“Empathy: The real star of Pixar’s ‘Inside Out’”

“32 But when we are judged by the Lord, (1 Corinthians 11:32)
we are disciplined so that we may not be condemned along with the world.”

Ice Cream by Akeahi on DeviantArt

Dana and Parks live! Airing of grievances! (@ Murray’s Tables & Tap – @murraystablesta in Kansas City, MO) https://t.co/ddyasYOiZh

— Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) July 10, 2015

“Festivus Friday; Airing of Grievances” is sponsored by Jameson Irish Whiskey each week for the final hour of their broadcast; today on the road and live at Murray’s Tables & Tap. Saturday night is July Laser Rangers.

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TBS will air a week of ‘Seinfeld’ to honor the show’s 25th anniversary | EW.com
“Too long relegated to sad, dusty obscurity, the mostly forgotten ’90s comedy gem Seinfeld will finally resurface on TBS later this month. In a press release, …”

“20 If anyone says, I love God, and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.
21 And this commandment we have from him:
whoever loves God must also love his brother. (1 John 4:20-21)”
tia and lulu by hoyeechun on deviantART

FUNimation Adds ‘Bayonetta: Bloody Fate’ Anime Film
“FUNimation announced the acquisition of the ‘Bayonetta: Bloody Fate’ anime film, based on the hair-fisted, gun-blasting action game from Platinum Games and director Hideki Kamiya (Devil May Cry, Okami). The anime’s director, Fuminori Kizaki, will be appearing at this year’s Anime Expo as a guest of …”

“How Would You Die in a Shakespeare Play?”

VIDEO: See How the Life-Size ‘Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate’ Dragon Was Made
“Events like E3 are typically full of massive displays, and Capcom went all out for ‘Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate’ this year. A life-size Gore Magala was created for the occasion, and you can see how Frank Ippolito and his team built it thanks to the Tested web show.”

“The Waitresses I Know What Boys Like (original song)”

More ‘Splatoon’ Tribute art By ‘Squid Girl’ Author
“This caught the attention of one Mr. Masahiro Anbe, author of manga series Squid Girl. Right after the announcement, as he put it, he had to draw an Inkling. And this week he returned to the subject.”