Curmudgeon 101

Tree trimming, inquiry from Dell, and other noises are making it impossible to return to sleep this morning so I may have to take Extreme Measures, meaning caffeine, and its most potent an absorbable form – – coffee

You’re calling because you’re concerned about my privacy and because someone has allegedly been accessing my email from Texas … Paris, Texas?
I am way too tired for this; I said they could call me back in an hour, so I was going to go back to bed for an hour, which I tried but realized that was going to be futile, and I went to Hurricane Allie’s instead, and rejected the call on my mobile.

“No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation, he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it. (1 Corinthians 10:13)”
Pinkie Pie Joyful Face
Pinkie Pie Joyful Face by illumnious on DeviantArt

Whirlwind weekend 036

Saturday night, I thoroughly enjoyed Ham Kitty and The KC Improv Company and something on the way home inspired me.

You know if the real life DuckTales was going to air on PBS that Waddell and Reed would sponsor it, right?

You know, because Ducks find themselves among the reeds and they waddle?

I was just guessing, and DuckTales is coming back this Summer on Disney 😄

It was oh so good to hear the catchphrase from Josh,
“No? …goddamn it, Chris…”

Twilight is looking at laughing Princess Celestia by xbi on DeviantArt

“You forgave the iniquity of your people;
you covered all their sin. Selah (Psalms 85:2)”

These Dreams by Heart

Last night, or this morning, whenever I was last asleep, I had these repeating dreams one involved a large group gathering with a friend since elementary school and food (especially ham), and in the other I was trying to write some speech for a class and needed a video on the same cassette as a recording of an episode of ‘Walker Texas Ranger’, “The Road to Black Bayou

Thanks, but the Kansas City Royals had a double-play yesterday,
so a McDouble® is one dollar today / There‘s something out there / I can’t resist:

Jose Pepper’s and Cactus Grill-Throwback Thursday-4/20/17 All Day. Monterey Chicken Burrito – $5.99 – All Locations – Dine in or Carry Out

“‘Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.’
For it is not the one who commends himself who is approved,
but the one whom the Lord commends. (2 Corinthians 10:17-18)”
Unicorn Frappuccino
Unicorn Frappuccino by PixelKitties on DeviantArt

Of course, before I left this morning, I asked my father if he wanted a McDouble. He said no, but thank you. Friday is when they collect trash in our neighborhood, so I also asked if I had woke him up when I was taking out the trash last Friday morning.

“I don’t know,” he continued, “that was a long time ago, Chris.”

Being Scott Malkinson, I can only dream, “I drank Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino and now I sparkle,” analogous to New Girl and truth about her to which I have resigned myself— she was wearing her hair down yesterday then, with rubber bands she found at work, had some trouble to put it up into a ponytail.

I said to her, “There’s no hairstyle you can’t make work,” or something similar— I’ll be damned.

“Thank you,” she replied, “but these bands are going to hurt like hell when they have to come out.”

Truly, women go through such work for the sake of beauty, and I really fail to appreciate.

Would have been weird if I had made a status update without context

An offer that I cannot refuse 033

“So we do not lose heart. (2 Corinthians 4:16)
Though our outer self is wasting away,
our inner self is being renewed day by day.”

Happy Easter 2017

Happy Easter 2017 by Lavendus on DeviantArt

Tippin’s Gourmet Pies, Easter

“How does it feel to be sixty-six today?” I asked my father on his birthday.

“I’m tired,” he replied, “time for my mid-afternoon nap.”

We have all had a full day. I attended Easter service like I promised, and I misunderstood when my father and sister said they were going to pick up something from Hen House Market, so I got myself something from Walmart Neighborhood Market.

Ronni called me, and we ran some errands this afternoon ahead of her family gathering. The conversation with my father was after I returned home.

Why Do Some Americans Admire Putin?” an article from Intellectual Takeout got me to think about Epic Rap Battles of History, so I commented the relevant episode and watched several more, which promptly delayed this post.

Josh is working with a filming crew today, yet I suppose I could watch some anime myself, except I have the premieres of Doctor Who and Top Gear to watch from the DVR.

“Blessed are the peacemakers, (Matthew 5:9)
for they shall be called sons of God.”
Happy Easter Weekend 2017
Happy Easter Weekend 2017 ! by ShutterflyEQD on DeviantArt