Quagmire sans Toupee

Often my blog is like a daily newspaper. In fact, yesterday was my birthday, so I should have first gone to Jazz, A Louisiana Kitchen in Kansas City, then gone to get a haircut; instead, I ended up driving around for forty-five minutes to three different places in northeastern Johnson Country and none had available parking.

Last night I went to a Denny’s. I’m not sure if I dislike these young people because I know only one in five songs with which they are singing along – – someone just used her first name as an adjective. I must concede if someone can have ‘Betty Davis’ eyes, then someone can have an ‘Emily’ smile.

“Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you. (Ephesians 4:31-32)”

Twilight Sparkle Sees You! by HungrySohma16 on DeviantArt

I received a card from my co-workers and a colleague bought me a Mylar balloon and some sugar-free chocolates from Russell Stover​.

Turkey and Brie!

For your information, there’s a lot more to SuperTarget than people think.”

‘You know what ELSE everybody likes? Turkey and brie! Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let’s get some turkey and brie,” they say, “Hell no, I don’t like no turkey and brie.”? Turkey and brie are delicious! Turkey and brie may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!’

“And they said, ‘Believe in the Lord Jesus, (Acts 16:31)
and you will be saved, you and your household.’”
Starlight Glimmer
Starlight Glimmer by imDRUNKonTEA on DeviantArt

I won’t do that

My friend Josh will tell you: diet soda can dramatically raise blood sugar, which is why my production was slower yesterday; I had too much of the stuff. Because the offer is for a small shake with purchase, I can’t use this coupon.

Get Arby’s coupon: Italian recipe. American smoke. Try our new Smoked Italian Porchetta sandwich. Exp 8/8/17

“Oh, taste and see that the LORD is good! (Psalms 34:8)
Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him!”
Ice Cream
Ice Cream by Raikoh-illust on DeviantArt

Bring the Beat back 031

These paydays over three weekends are never fun, so I’m starting to look at what money I’m going to have left by next Monday; what I can do?

I’m doing this again Sunday despite
Backdating’s not a pretty picture,
and I don’t like doing it!”

“Keep your life free from the love of money,
and be content with what you have, for he has said,
‘I will never leave you nor forsake you.’ (Hebrews 13:5)”
Attack on Sunset by Daughter of Fantasy
Attack On Sunset by Daughter-of-Fantasy on DeviantArt

If you’re Boyz II Men you make anything sound good,” so life is more than watching classic ‘Top Gear,’ it’s about watching videos of farting girls until four in the morning, too.

High School Never Ends

A colleague at work was going on all week about the special on Saturday at Stroud’s, where servers talking among themselves reminded me of a title by Bowling for Soup.

And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then,” my friend Ronni (who’s currently in Vegas for a convention) says this is less about my recently prostulated theory and more like “Things Others Don’t Realize You Are Doing Because Of Your High Functioning Anxiety

“Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies?
And not one of them is forgotten before God.
Why even the hairs of your head are all numbered.
Fear not; (Luke 12:6-7)
you are of more value than many sparrows.”
Good student by the discorded
[Collab] Good student by thediscorded on DeviantArt

Laser Rangers made an event for the gathering next month, and thinking that was today, I drove out there and played ‘Settlers of Catan

Laundry Week in Review III

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it,”
and only a month has passed, Thursday I am Being Scott Malkinson.

Jose Pepper’s & Cactus Grill: Throwback Thursday-7/27/17 All Day. Monterey Chicken Burrito – $5.99 – All Locations – Dine in or Carry Out

“With patience, a ruler may be persuaded,
and a soft tongue will break a bone. (Proverbs 25:15)”

The Dazzlings (Heathers parody) by JumbleHorse on DeviantArt

Do you ever feel like quitting? You stopped looking as soon as you saw it was me,” she said to me condescendingly via Messenger, “I know you won’t answer me.”
I was walking in, she was walking out / And I barely gave her a glance; see, she once told me I had no right because I did not know the person as she did.

“Lift up your heads, O gates!
And be lifted up, O ancient doors, (Psalms 24:7-8)
that the King of glory may come in. Who is this King of glory?
The LORD, strong and mighty, the LORD, mighty in battle!”
Ruby two years later....
Ruby two years later…. by 21as on DeviantArt

I’m No Stranger to the Rain

This morning, I dreamed about being in two car collisions,
so I was being more careful today.

Lady, why are you going down the middle of the lane and trying to turn short of the concrete island where I happen to be driving?

My presence, I’m sure, is the offense and justifies her haughty and bewildered expression.

Fortunately, the lady stared a bit longer then went on her way with nothing further done or said.

“Do nothing from rivalry or conceit (Philippians 2:3)
but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.”
Daydream by VanillaGhosties
Daydream by VanillaGhosties on DeviantArt

If you think the Honda CrossTour is ugly, and you’d be right, you should see the way it’s being driven … this guy is no idea how to keep it between two lane markers, seriously!