Time to Pretend

“We’re flat broke, / But hey we do it in style / The Word of the Day at Dictionary.com – venial: able to be forgiven or pardoned; not seriously wrong, as a sin.”

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“For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to everyone who believes. (Romans 10:4)”
able to be forgiven or pardoned
The Dawn by haidiannotes on DeviantArt

I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world / I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home / Yeah I’ll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone”

Another Point of Know Return

Friday, Sunday night, and Tuesday are a series of paydays; my last check from the restaurant came last night, and my first payday from the new pizza place will be some time tomorrow.

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“For I am not ashamed of the gospel,
for it is the power of God for salvation to everyone who believes,
to the Jew first and also to the Greek. (Romans 1:16)”
Fluttershy Bedhead ~ Umm... Good morning
Fluttershy Bedhead ~ Umm… Goodmorning ~ by PonyEcho on DeviantArt

Working for the Weekend

Every time I look into a monitor, ‘This week is a perfect example of why conservatives hate the media,’ my circuits sizzle, like Greg Kinnear,” and this president is a Word of the Day from Dictionary.com – mountebank – any charlatan or quack.

Everyone’s wondering, will you come out tonight / Everyone’s trying to get it right, get it right / Everyone’s watching, to see what you will do / Everyone’s looking at you, oh
Fluttershy Bedhead ~ Oh No... Did I Oversleep
Fluttershy Bedhead ~ Oh No… Did I Oversleep? by PonyEcho on DeviantArt

“You adulterous people! Do you not know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God. (James 4:4)”

Yeah, let’s keep it that Way

To cull through Pages feed, I was looking for a specific post where a pony vector was shared, so I have left myself little time before I have to go to work tonight, and to take a nap before I have to go to work tonight. I feel like I have to confess; I tuned out the radiothon, I prefer 94.9 KCMO, and I listen to Dad Rock radio on Pandora to fall asleep sometimes.

Brian Griffin: Take to the highway, won’t you lend me your name.
Stewie Griffin: Who sings that song?
Brian Griffin: James Taylor.
Stewie Griffin: Yeah let’s keep it that way.

“He has told you, O man, what is good;
and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice,
and to love kindness, (Micah 6:8)
and to walk humbly with your God?”
Princess Luna - Bright Night
Princess Luna – Bright Night by Invidiata on DeviantArt

Bring Your Own Cup Day

To author A Guide to Living Vicariously, I need a ghost-writer: Bring Your Own Cup Day is back for round 2! Fill your own cup with Slurpee for $1.50 today AND tomorrow from 11 a.m.- 7 p.m.

Bucket List – please play!!
I want to read your answers!!

Been Married– no

Been divorced– no

Fell in love– yes

Gone on a blind date– no

Skipped school– yes

Watched someone give birth– no

Watched someone die– yes

Been to Canada– no

Ridden in an ambulance– yes

Been to Hawaii– no, We Won’t Fly

Been to Las Vegas– no

Been to Washington D.C.– no

Been to Nashville– no

Visited Florida– no

Visited Mexico– no

Seen the Grand Canyon in person– no

Flown in a helicopter– no

Been on a cruise– yes; twenty-five years ago,
real riverboats used to operate on the Missouri

Served on a jury– no

Been in a movie– yes

Danced in the rain– no; I do not even sing there

Been to Los Angeles– no

Been to New York City — no

Played/Sang in a band– no

Sang karaoke– no

Laughed so much you cried– yes

Laughed so hard you peed– no?

Caught a snowflake on your tongue– no

Had children– no

Had/have a pet(s)– no; my father and sister do

Been sledding on big hill– no

Been downhill skiing– no

Been water skiing– no

Rode on a motorcycle– no

Traveled to all 50 states– no

Jumped out of a plane– no

Been to a drive-in movie– yes

Rode a camel– no

Rode a horse– yes

Been on TV– yes

Been in the newspaper– no

Stayed in the Hospital– yes

Donated blood– yes

Gotten a piercing– no

Gotten a tattoo– no

Driven a stick shift vehicle– no

Been scuba diving–no

Been snorkeling– no

Rode in the back of a police car– no;
that country song is insipid and stupid

Got a speeding ticket– yes

Broken a bone– no

Gotten stitches– yes

Traveled Alone– yes; I commute

Now it’s your turn. Copy & paste to your status, then change the answers to reflect your own. Go!

“Whoever guards his mouth preserves his life;
he who opens wide his lips comes to ruin. (Proverbs 13:3)”
Hitchhiked to L‘Isola
Hitchhiked to L‘Isola | Yachiwo [pixiv]

Humor vampirism 026

“We beg your Dolly Parton”

From Funny or Die, “Henry Rollins Reads Dr. Seuss,” while I would like to appreciate its apparent sarcasm, such is rife with #SJW Word of the Day at Dictionary.com – opacus: (of a cloud) dense enough to obscure the sun or moon.

Yes, on Tuesday night I joined my friend Ben to go to see ‘Sausage Party,’ and I remain skeptical to those conclusions: to understand truth, no religion and sexual mores, or mind-altering substances, are necessary.

“Have mercy on me, O God, (Psalms 51:1-2)
according to your steadfast love;
according to your abundant mercy blot out my transgressions.
I came here to bury the hatchet, only to find the ground was frozen solid
Last One by uotapo on DeviantArt

Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity,
and cleanse me from my sin!”

News of the World 077

Before I knew I was hired at the new pizza place, I had made an appointment to donate blood on Sunday, but I had to cancel because I was feeling tired and the time was too close to the start of my shift. Please listen to 98.1 KMBZ tomorrow for their radiothon to support the Salvation Army Children’s Shelter.

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“A gentle tongue is a tree of life, (Proverbs 15:4)
but perverseness in it breaks the spirit.”
Lifesize Luna
Lifesize Luna by Essorille on DeviantArt