I’ll know better what to do

Took an early lunch, I’m getting the screw in my eyeglasses replaced now

“Christopher, you have an appt at Americas Best on Mon 7/15 at 1pm. We look forward to seeing you.”

“In peace, I will both lie down and sleep; for you alone,
O LORD, make me dwell in safety. (Psalms 4:8)”
Commission Andromeda by Buru-Misu

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America f*** Yeah

‘Tanks’ a lot: Trump 4th of July celebration isn’t the first time armored vehicles have rumbled into Washington,” meanwhile rain delayed or canceled plans across the area, and Josh and I took today to stream the third season of Stranger Things, and order Chinese, pizza, and Five Guys.

‘But, as it is written,
“What no eye has seen, (1 Corinthians 2:9)
nor ear heard, nor the heart of man imagined,
what God has prepared for those who love him”’
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“And we have seen and testify that the Father has sent his Son
to be the Savior of the world. (1 John 4:14)”
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“Therefore, stay awake, (Matthew 24:42)
for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming.”
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An American Carol: Michael Moore hates America

A New York Times opinion video argues America isn’t that great. A few counterpoints. – The Washington Post
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Two films I’ve seen with honorary Professor Denton, An American Carol (a comedy from the writers of Airplane! where Moore discovers the true meaning of Christmas, ahem, Independence Day) and Michael Moore hates America, title this post.

To start, “Soiled Clothes and No Baths for Migrant Children at a Texas Centerwas written to incite puppets, who assert, “I Don’t Go to Parties,” which is fine, “I Go to Protests,” do the bidding of the Democrat party.

“Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”

“We’re d***s! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid d***s. And the Film Actors Guild are p*****s. And Kim Jong-il is an a**hole. P*****s don’t like d***s, because p*****s get f**ked by d***s. But d***s also f**k a**holes – a**holes who just want to s**t on everything. P*****s may think they can deal with a**holes their way, but the only thing that can f**k an a**hole is a d**k, with some balls. The problem with d***s is that sometimes they f**k too much, or f**k when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a p***y to show ’em that. But sometimes p*****s get so full of s**t that they become a**holes themselves because p*****s are only an inch and a half away from a**holes. I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us f**k this a**hole, we are going to have our d***s and our p*****s all covered in s**t.”

Benjamin Franklin: “A republic, if you can keep it.”

The Amazing Disappearing Jonathan Wier Show

“Well, I just heard the news today, seems his life is going to change.”

“It is with an extremely heavy heart that I am typing these words but…I am no longer employed at KMBZ or Entercom KC. I was let go today. While I am in total shock right now, I want to say that there is absolutely no animosity between me or the staff at KMBZ or our program director who is the best PD that any host could ever ask to have. I also want to say that if you are a podcast listener the show will continue on the podcast. I’m not giving up that easily 😂 -Jonathan

PS: I love you all more than you know. I can’t begin to tell you what our time together over the past few years has meant to me, and this definitely isn’t the end of that…but maybe it is the beginning of something even better.”

“Beloved, (1 Peter 4:12-13)
do not be surprised at the fiery trial when it comes upon you to test you,
as though something strange was happening to you.
But rejoice insofar as you share Christ’s sufferings,
that you may also rejoice and be glad when his glory is revealed.”
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Canada Dry Canada

With this is in mind, a friend said:

“Let me see, how many Canadian rock acts can I think of? The Guess Who, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Gordon Lightfoot, Rush, Loverboy, April Wine, Saga, Red Rider, Aldo Nova, Bryan Adams… who am I missing?”

Of course, people would respond with other groups, so I would say, “You forgot Rush,” and later I would say, “You forgot Rush again.” I have also forgotten to mention my friend David, who had a birthday on Sunday, three weeks ago. Oh, and sometimes I am responding as if ‘favorite’ was a verb, like “do you ‘favorite’ food,” etc.
CANADA, AN INFOGRAPHIC

“I wish more people did these.
It’s fun to learn odd little things:

▪️The first job – Waking up each day
▪️Dream Job – I would like to transfer, please
▪Astrological sign – This causes me trouble
▪️Favorite food – Yes, when I am hungry
▪️Favorite dog type – We has three
▪️Favorite footwear – I will be seen wearing those
▪️Favorite candy – Reese’s
▪️Favorite Ice Cream – Sometimes
▪️Pet Peeve – Why must they follow my car too closely?
▪️Your Vehicle color – Red
▪️Favorite Holiday – Paid
▪️Night owl or early bird – Neither
▪️Favorite day of the week – Wednesday?
▪️Tattoos- “Da plane! Da plane!”
▪️Like to cook – No.
▪️Can you drive a stick shift – No.
▪️Favorite color – Blue
▪️Do you like vegetables – Yes
▪️Do you wear glasses – Yes
▪️Favorite season – Salt

Someone do this with me! Just copy and paste”

To close, we have some very dry humor:

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

3. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ’The Green, Green Grass of Home.’”

“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”

“Is it common?”

Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” says Dolly.

““It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut off your arms!”

13. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why,” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

18. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good…) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!

Bad day to be a Sox fan

After seeing Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Child’s Play, “I was totally cool with the monsters,” Bennigan opined, “but I lost my suspension of disbelief when they were soldering circuits in the rain.”

“Bless the LORD, O my soul! O LORD my God, you are very great!
You are clothed with splendor and majesty,
covering yourself with light as with a garment,
stretching out the heavens like a tent. (Psalms 104:1-2)”
Fluttershy in socks by Shadow Reindeer

Rainbow Road-trip

Sometimes, I make bad decisions, like leaving a chocolate-covered peanut butter candy bar (on rice wafers) in the car, finding it had melted the next day, and deciding to eat half anyway. I became lethargic at work; after lunch, I was more tired and nothing outside the intranet was accessible, so I went home.

Airing Saturday on Discovery Family Channel, ‘My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip’ features animation done in Toon Boom Harmony, like ‘The Movie,’ suitable viewing when scheduling conflicts made me unable to hang out with Josh ahead of an errand Sunday afternoon.

“for God gave us a spirit, not of fear (2 Timothy 1:7)
but of power and love and self-control.”
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