Everything is Awesome, too

A few times today, I repeated, “Sorry, I was called in to work,” and after repeated previews, I have to wonder if The Maze Runner is a cinematic adaption for Minecraft, or the labyrinthine new IKEA store in Merriam as described by a coworker, who visited there Saturday:

“The whole thing is a giant maze. Unlike Nebraska Furniture Mart, where you can just go to ‘beds’ or ‘couches,’ you have to walk through the entire place. There ain’t but one way out, and you can’t just go in the door; you got to queue again to reenter. They have a sign, showed 13,000 people in there. I made three trips, and enjoyed my five hours! Later, to move thirty-five feet and leave the parking lot, took us forty-five minutes. There were fifteen accidents at Johnson Drive and Antioch, and fifty police cars with officers hanging their heads.”

“23 Am I a God at hand,
declares the Lord, and not a God far away?
24 Can a man hide himself in secret places so that I cannot see him?
declares the Lord. Do I not fill heaven and earth?
declares the Lord. (Jeremiah 23:23-24)”Vocaloid Fantasia | BEEK [pixiv]

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Whose name I have previously misspelled, my friend Allen passed away last weekend, and leaves behind a one-year-old tom named Joey. Allen had just been hired to a better paying position at Nebraska Furniture Mart and was looking to study languages at The University of Kansas.

25 Handy Words That Simply
Don’t Exist In English | So Bad So Good

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“Approximately 375 million people speak English as their first language, in fact it’s the 3rd most commonly spoken language in the world (after Mandarin Chinese and Spanish) but interestingly enough it’s the number 1 second language used worldwide – which is why the total number of people who speak …”

At gourmet burgers and premium-beer bottles destination Blanc, Allen commented “If my presentation would have been better, I would have become a chef,” after we had seen Marvel’s Avengers at Cinemark Palace at The Plaza on May 5. Our last conversation was via telephone on Thursday, May 17, and we had tentatively decided to today see Men In Black 3.

Source: Youngster Joey

MEN IN BLACK 3 Review – Collider.com
“Men in Black 3 review. Matt reviews Barry Sonnenfeld’s Men in Black 3 starring Will Smith, Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones, and Jemaine Clement.”

Baz Luhrmann would like to Thank You for Smoking, the anachronistic music should remind one of A Knight’s Tale and Moulin Rouge, and Leonardo DiCaprio reprises his roles from Titanic and The Aviator.

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“Subscribe to TRAILERS.  Subscribe to COMING SOON.  The Great Gatsby Official Trailer (2012) Leonardo DiCaprio Carey …”

Before I stopped, however, the creative process visualized – Holy Kaw!

Common Facebook Annoyances and How to Fix Them
“I saw this several weeks ago when I watched my wife become so extremely frustrated with Facebook that she eventually deleted her account. Her reasoning was simple and was based on one out of control application. Yes, our daughter had asked her to check out this particular application, but once she …”

I continued to read these online comics (i.e., SUBNORMALITY!), through which another friend once told me, “Hey, c’mon, your life isn’t so bad,” and I later saw that I may not be so mature.

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“Men age like fine wine – they get better with age; women are like cut flowers- they just wilt” – Charlize Theron. Full interview @AskMen

— Mirror (@mirrormedia) May 24, 2012

Being recently unfriended, I decided to ask my friend why in person, instead of wallowing and wondering why: he despises the Facebook Timeline, so he was going to give up Facebook, yet he is on there…