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We are what on your calendar is halfway between Thanksgiving and Christmas, and three weeks from New Years.

My father likes to spend time Wednesday and Friday at the community center, so I made sure to go to bed on time to be awake to let the puppies inside until they insisted to go back outside at half past noon.

Who is going to sell Optima Tax Relief now?
“Alan Thicke, actor and NHL fanatic, dies playing hockey with son”

“But let justice roll down like waters (Amos 5:24)
and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream.”

Santacos __ Lily | daidou [pixiv]

I got to double back, my Friend

“I’m lookin’ high and low, don’t know where to go / I got to double back,
my Word of the Day at Dictionary.com – scuttlebutt: rumor or gossip.”

A Mid-Engined C8 Corvette Is Coming: The 10 Cars that Paved the Way
“Two hours into the 1957 12-hour Sebring Grand Prix, driver John Fitch dove into the pits to abandon his Corvette Super Sport. Officials were told a failed…”

“17 And whatever you do,
in word or deed, (Colossians 3:17)
do everything in the name of the Lord Jesus,
giving thanks to God the Father through him.”

[Sports Day] Kakinarase! My octave | soft-boiled dog [pixiv]

Dance to the Music that doesn’t Play

On 9/10, we’ll stop sending text alerts. To activate our mobile alerts, get The Weather Channel app and update your Word of the Day from Dictionary.com – astraphobia – Psychiatry. an abnormal fear of thunder and lightning…

Owning a Car is 80% More Dangerous than Owning a Gun
“Stop texting right now and learn a better way to message from the Chinese.”

“9 And let us not grow weary of doing good, (Galatians 6:9-10)
for in due season we will reap, if we do not give up.
10 So then, as we have opportunity, let us do good to everyone,
and especially to those who are of the household of faith.”

!!DUO!! | 平面 [pixiv]

Incredible Video Flawlessly Edits Dozens of Famous Characters into One Coherent Scene
“You’d be equally uncomfortable with the Nazi flag, or the ISIS flag in that room, correct?”

Back in the day, I tried to do this rudimentary-like on-the-fly with broadcast television and a VCR; the recording exists somewhere, right?

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All right, I admit, while Hollywood seems to have sequel fever, most of my posts are series as well. This series looks for acknowledgement, Humor vampirism sucks away the humor as I explain such, when I make an egregious pun We apologize. Egocentric Universe: As perfect a Thursday 023 celebrated when Andrew W.K. began to follow me on Twitter.

I Went on a Date with Andrew WK, the Party God, and We Mostly Talked About Depression | NOISEY
“He’s not the actual Christ, of course. But maybe, just maybe, I went out with the messiah.”

“19 Know this, my beloved brothers:
let every person be quick to hear,
slow to speak, slow to anger; (James 1:19-20)
20 for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God.”

♡♡♡ | nico [pixiv]

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I recognized its definition immediately, especially if you corrupt ‘awesome,’ a Word of the Day at Dictionary.com – eyesome: pleasant to look at.

10 things you didn’t know about boobs
“Considering our previous info-graphic about the female anatomy was such a great success, we decided to strike again with a brand new info-graphic about lady parts. Here’s 10 interesting things you might not have known about boobs.”

“12 For the word of God is living and active,
sharper than any two-edged sword,
piercing to the division of soul and of spirit,
of joints and of marrow, (Hebrews 4:12)
and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.”

Mother-of-Pearl Bones by hadenamomo on DeviantArt

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“Bank of Canada Says ‘Spocking’ $5 Bill is Not Illegal,” so says a Word of the Day at Dictionary.com – butyraceous: of the nature of, resembling, or containing butter.

Leonard Nimoy on the Jewish Roots of the Vulcan Hand Gesture
“I had never heard this before. Simply beautiful. What a wonderful legacy Nimoy has left behind… Perhaps it was divine intervention that the very young Leonard…”

“22 Listen to your father who gave you life, (Proverbs 23:22)
and do not despise your mother when she is old.”

Let’s get married | Karakoro [pixiv]

Return of the Mack

♪ (You lied to me) Yes, I cried, yes, I cried ♪

Tony Hawk apologizes for lying about ‘hover-boards’
“Earlier this week, we brought you news of a lovely viral video showing one group’s vision for a hover-board. It was awesome: It auto-balanced so that users couldn’t fall off. Tony Hawk was there.”

Hawk illustrates the Word of the Day at Dictionary.com – chutzpa: unmitigated effrontery or impudence; gall.

Tony Hawk Hover Board: Skateboarding Legend Swears Footage Is 100 Percent Real [VIDEO]
“People know Tony Hawk as a skateboarding legend that revolutionized the sport, but Hawk now aims to revolutionize everything with his new hover board.”

“20 But you, beloved, (Jude 1:20-21)
building yourselves up in your most holy faith and praying in the Holy Spirit,
21 keep yourselves in the love of God,
waiting for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ that leads to eternal life.”
Miku Miku~ | Gendo0032 [pixiv]

Everything is Awesome, too

A few times today, I repeated, “Sorry, I was called in to work,” and after repeated previews, I have to wonder if The Maze Runner is a cinematic adaption for Minecraft, or the labyrinthine new IKEA store in Merriam as described by a coworker, who visited there Saturday:

“The whole thing is a giant maze. Unlike Nebraska Furniture Mart, where you can just go to ‘beds’ or ‘couches,’ you have to walk through the entire place. There ain’t but one way out, and you can’t just go in the door; you got to queue again to reenter. They have a sign, showed 13,000 people in there. I made three trips, and enjoyed my five hours! Later, to move thirty-five feet and leave the parking lot, took us forty-five minutes. There were fifteen accidents at Johnson Drive and Antioch, and fifty police cars with officers hanging their heads.”

“23 Am I a God at hand,
declares the Lord, and not a God far away?
24 Can a man hide himself in secret places so that I cannot see him?
declares the Lord. Do I not fill heaven and earth?
declares the Lord. (Jeremiah 23:23-24)”Vocaloid Fantasia | BEEK [pixiv]

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Sudan woman sentenced to death for Christian faith re-arrested, then freed again
“One day after Meriam Ibrahim, the Christian woman who refused to renounce her faith, was released from death row in Sudan she was arrested with her husband and two children at Khartoum airport.”

Clearly, The Atlanta Banana believes, “Persecution of Christians no longer happens,
and such is funny, so this should funny.”

Supreme Court Upholds Little Caesar’s Right to Feed Christian Employees to Lions
“WASHINGTON, DC–The Supreme Court ruled on Monday that Roman-owned pizza chain Little Caesar’s was within its rights to place Christian employees in an arena and then unleash starved, vicious lions …”

For their bias, propaganda, or sensationalism, “Liberals are Hypocrites,” and The Moonmont Chronicle is likewise guilty.

Why liberals should cheer the Hobby Lobby decision
“Genuine liberalism is capable of accommodating a multitude of viewpoints, even on contentious issues like contraception.”

“The nation of Israel is mourning the deaths of Eyal Yifrach, Gilad Sha’ar and Naftali Frankel, the three teens who were kidnapped 18 days ago by Hamas.”

Body of Arab teen found in Jerusalem in possible revenge attack
“News: Police investigate possibility Palestinian was kidnapped by Jews seeking revenge for three Israeli teens; possibility murder was part of domestic issue also being investigated.”

“10 Love one another with brotherly affection.
Outdo one another in showing honor. (Romans 12:10)”
Gakupo x Gumi by latinsucks on deviantART

Single Topping Sundae

While perhaps an odd choice for viewing on Mother’s Day,
my father and I bonded over Hulk on TNT.

Happy Mom’s Day to the best ladies we know, our moms! On May 11, get a FREE Single Topping Sundae with any food p… http://t.co/gOBlqmV0Dn

— Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) May 12, 2014

“12 Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you. (Exodus 20:12)”
Mom always, thank you | Getchu [pixiv]

“Mothers® Car Care waxes and polishes feature quality-crafted formulas with a touch of traditional, old-school charm – including leather care & leather conditioner.”

“This Frozen Parody Wants To Know,  ‘Do You Wanna Go To Starbucks?’”