Humor vampirism 013

Well, the Ford Motor Company has too much Gaul.

Ford Promises to Keep 1,000 Jobs at French Plant
“Ford Motor Co. (F) pledged to maintain 1,000 jobs for five years at a factory in southwestern France under an agreement signed Friday on aid and incentives to keep the transmission plant running.”

You always told me to stay off the freeway.”

I-5 bridge collapse survivor whose pickup went into river, ‘You hold on as tight as you can’
“No fatalities reported after collapse of Interstate 5 bridge dumps vehicles and people into the water.”

 “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

Proof Positive: Nearly 1 In 5 Drivers Unfit For the Road
“If you’re like me, you take great delight in complaining about other drivers. There’s a guilty pleasure waiting for those of us who snipe, snarl, and generally criticize and complain about the driving habits of others. Now, we may have empirical proof that our superior driving skills …”

The Performance Cars of Fast & Furious 6

“11 Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. 12 There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor? (James 4:11-12)”

14-Year-Old Girl Covers Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’

Celebratory genethliac note 045

“Really it must be admitted that only in England and America is there anybody who knows how to establish the genethliac theme and construct a horoscope. — J. K. Huysmans, translated by Keene Wallace, Down There, 1891”

Lucky” – LIVE Andrea Libman + MandoPony cover!
“The wonderful Andrea Libman agreed to perform this cover with me of Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat’s song ‘Lucky’, and by happy coincidence, …”

JCCC hangs up on Nortel phone system one day
shy of one year after lightning strike

Megumi is a questionnaire about the fun film version of 82.56.84. West living tank length | Hui @ MBF6_E18 [pixiv]

“Saturday, May 25, marks the one year anniversary of the Nortel phone system being struck by lightning. In celebration of all the Nortel system has done for JCCC, and in appreciation for the team effort and community support that followed the lightning strike, the Nortel system was powered down at 8:34 a.m. Friday, May 24.”

Yesterday, my friends John Robison and Cindy Ptacek had birthdays.

“In case your heart strings need a tug, Oklahoma man reunited with child he pulled from Plaza Towers school rubble.”

Bittersweet Symphony

My identity has been previously stolen; someone messed with my avatar in the following.

Vampire Wars is the next Zynga game to bite the dust on December 5
“Man, this sucks. (We’re done with the puns … scout’s honor.) It looks like Zynga has already chosen the next game on its chopping block: Vampire Wars.”

College Boulevard closed at US 69 May 22 to 24
A heartwarming moment from the second episode, ruinedMy faithful student by ~CrimsonBugEye on deviantART

“Both east- and westbound College Boulevard will be closed at U.S. Highway 69 from 5 a.m. Wednesday, May 22, to 8 p.m. Friday, May 24, weather permitting.

Westbound traffic will be able to use the northbound U.S. 69 ramp from College Boulevard, but will not be able to cross under the bridge. The posted detour for westbound traffic takes traffic south on Antioch Road, west on 119th Street and north on Quivira to College Boulevard.

Eastbound traffic will be forced south on Switzer Road. The posted detour for eastbound traffic takes traffic south on Quivira Road, east on 119th Street, and north on Antioch Road to College Boulevard.”

My father asked me where I had been hiding my alleged wife,
Tanya E. Roach, and I replied, “Six feet under, where she belongs.”

RIP Ford AustraliaBBC Top Gear Australia
“Ford Australia will close its doors on Geelong and Broadmeadows factories.”

This afternoon, I did finally call (785) 250-0898 to report
the fraud to the Kansas Department of Revenue.

ultimate lock of life

Without me, someone named Tanya E. Roach jointly filed my taxes.
Finally Rarity is the focus and this time her hair and tail actually look like hairOf all the worst things. by *otakuap on deviantART

Comprehensive Banking Protection & Identity Protection | LifeLock Ultimate
“LifeLock Ultimate™ protects you from a wider array of threats to your credit, bank accounts, and identity by seeking out potential threats and helping you defend against them.”

18 There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

Web Wanderings 032

Well, Pandora has a station for 90s Pop Music,
and I like nearly every song. Thank you, John.
Wrong on so many levels. Thanks to for his font. Thanks for all your comments in advance.The Biggest Challenge by ~averagedraw on deviantART

Western style – Emoticon – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Usually, emoticons in Western style have the eyes on the left, followed by nose and the mouth. The two character version :) which omits the nose is also very popular.”

Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the strong language in the following excerpt, “The Obama administration is both corrupt and incompetent.”

“See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”

A friend on Facebook relaxed with one product, and I suggested number two.
The Most Popular Girls in School want to poop here whenever and for as long as they wantSource: Twilight Sparkle

i want to poop here
“whenever i want for as long as i want audio can be found here: The Most Popular Girls in School | Episode 1 (HD)”

Need to read again 030

Have you heard that song, “International Harvester,” because it is awesome.

4 The Rock, his work is perfect,for all his ways are justice.
A God of faithfulness and without iniquity,just and upright is he. (Deuteronomy 32:4)
Nightmare Rarity from the official comics. Nightmarity #1 by *ZuTheSkunk on deviantART

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Bridge overlay and painting work to close southbound Quivira,
left two lanes of eastbound I-435 May 17 to 20Denton can't even put into actual words how excited he is about all the incredible art that even more incredible friends...
Twilight’s Graduation by *PixelKitties on deviantART

From the Kansas Department of Transportation, bridge overlay work on the Quivira Road bridge over I-435 will close the southbound lanes of Quivira Road at I-435 at 10 p.m. Friday, May 17, with the road reopening to unrestricted traffic at 5 a.m. Monday, May 20.

In addition, the left two lanes of eastbound I-435 at Quivira Road will be closed for bridge painting work beginning at 9 p.m. Friday, May 17, reopening to unrestricted traffic at 5 a.m. Monday, May 20.

This work had been scheduled for May 10 to 13 but was delayed due to weather conditions. The scheduled May 17 to 20 closure will take place if the weather permits.”

My friend Denton has Commencement tonight
at Johnson County Community College.