I missed the Party 022

“It’s new! It’s fantastic! Buy 1 Waffle Cone Sundae,
get 1 FREE now through 9/1 – only at Sonic Drive-In! Limit 2.”

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“11 My son, do not despise the Lord’s discipline
or be weary of his reproof, (Proverbs 3:11-12)
12 for the Lord reproves him whom he loves,
as a father the son in whom he delights.”

Who’s that Girl?

Who’s that girl, who’s that girl / When you see her,
say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye ♪

Happy 6th Birthday, Hatsune Miku!
“It is currently August 31st within Japan, marking today as the 6th anniversary of Hatsune Miku’s software release. Each year, the virtual diva’s popularity continues to rise in unpredictable ways, and this year has been no exception.”

“9 But, as it is written, (1 Corinthians 2:9)
What no eye has seen, nor ear heard,
nor the heart of man imagined,
what God has prepared for those who love him. . . .”
Happy Seventh Birthday to Hatsune MikuMiku Reborn! ! | YukariAoitsuki summer night [pixiv]

Postscript to Experiment 629

Things aren’t the way they were before /
And I know it’s my own damn fault

Professor Denton has unfriended me for allegedly behaving like these, like your girlfriend.

The 12 Most Obnoxious ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Monsters
“In the worlds of D&D, there are countless monsters that terrify the general populace, but only a few truly strike fear into the heart of adventurers. Not because they’re so powerful, mind you, but because they’re really annoying. Here are a dozen player-tormenting monsters beloved by cruel Dungeons Masters.”

“8 Better is a little with righteousness
than great revenues with injustice. (Proverbs 16:8)”
You forgot Namippai is difficultNami’s standing picture  | Contact pants [pixiv]

You know what’s interesting?

“You know what’s interesting? I’ve only been alive for six weeks. I know nothing of the world beyond this dog’s stomach. And I still find Six Feet Under pretentious.”

North Korea Says Ferguson Response Made U.S. ‘The Laughing Stock Of The World’
“North Korea says Americans are ‘seized with such horror that they do not know when they are shot to death.’”

“6 Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies?
And not one of them is forgotten before God.
7 Why, even the hairs of your head are all numbered.
Fear not; you are of more value than many sparrows. (Luke 12:6-7)”
Flying and singing FluttershyFlying and singing by BritishStarr on deviantART

That would be adorable!

A friend, whom I have not seen since The Next Big Improv Show, visited my store on Sunday night, and I waved at her in instant recognition. A conversation with me helped to distract her from her terror when her car spun ‘round on I-70.

All this time, she was whom an assistant manager was dating, and I never suspected. When I hear about his driving to coax her from a fear of the dark and a darkened restroom, I am especially compelled to think, ‘They are so adorable,’ or how he failed to persuade her to take the #icebucketchallenge on Sunday night.”

“10 Whoever misleads the upright into an evil way
will fall into his own pit, (Proverbs 28:10)
but the blameless will have a goodly inheritance.”
I can’t vector graphics, but I love Sweetie BelleSweetie Belle will hug you ! by xXChibiRukiaXx on deviantART

Star Bangled Spanner

Before work on weekdays, I listen to Jonathan Weir on KMBZ, where I heard about the following, and I could only think, “José, can you see / By the dawn’s early light / Comes …our doom?”

Is Arby’s ‘Meat Mountain’ Worth Its $10 Price Tag?
“Yes, it’s gross, but here’s what we want to know: Is the Meat Mountain worth its mountainous price?”

“22 The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases;
his mercies never come to an end; 23 they are new every morning;
great is your faithfulness. (Lamentations 3:22-23)”
José, can you see / By the dawn’s early light /  Comes ...our doom?Mikudayo of Charges! ! ! ! | Koriko Tree Frog [pixiv]

Humor vampirism 018

In spirit of Egocentric Universe: Humor vampirism 006, I shall explain; Hatsune Miku replaces the Colossal Titan, how the ‘Meat Mountain’ would affect Arby’s where I work, a threat which I exaggerated. Regardless, Professor Denton has ‘unfriendedme, yet I already knew.

The Edgy Cameo Disney Refused To Let Stan Lee Film
“Disney may encourage Stan Lee to appear on a wide variety of programs to talk about the history of comics and hype the Marvel brand, but executives aren’t OK with him doing just anything.”

“12 Put on then, as God’s chosen ones, holy and beloved,
compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience,
13 bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another,
forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive.
14 And above all these put on love, (Colossians 3:12-14)
which binds everything together in perfect harmony.”
The Great and Powerful Trixie can see you... I can see you… by LaliiYEAAH on deviantART