Papers in the Cranium

Just on the border of my waking mind,” words remain and title this post, “Eh, hold on tight to your dream.”

Someone could “know nothing of the world beyond this blog yet would recognize its pretentiousness,” when I actually try, e.g., “Born to be Alive,” and explain what I’m going on about, I connect to an audience.

It’s always a good time,” par exemple, could have been better if I had linked to “The Origin of ‘Gainaxing’ (and also Gainax),” which describes how and why “Daicon IV Opening Animation” is both great and significant; instead I reference Owl City and expect that everyone will see Twilight (Purple Smart) has the same name as the song in the animation.

“And whatever you do, in word or deed, (Colossians 3:17)
do everything in the name of the Lord Jesus,
giving thanks to God the Father through him.”
Twilight. by Ljdamz1119
Twilight. by Ljdamz1119


Quagmire sans Toupee

Often my blog is like a daily newspaper. In fact, yesterday was my birthday, so I should have first gone to Jazz, A Louisiana Kitchen in Kansas City, then gone to get a haircut; instead, I ended up driving around for forty-five minutes to three different places in northeastern Johnson Country and none had available parking.

Last night I went to a Denny’s. I’m not sure if I dislike these young people because I know only one in five songs with which they are singing along – – someone just used her first name as an adjective. I must concede if someone can have ‘Betty Davis’ eyes, then someone can have an ‘Emily’ smile.

“Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you. (Ephesians 4:31-32)”

Twilight Sparkle Sees You! by HungrySohma16 on DeviantArt

I received a card from my co-workers and a colleague bought me a Mylar balloon and some sugar-free chocolates from Russell Stover​.

I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave’s not here, man

Of all the circuit glitched,” condescendingly said to me, “diode blown dimwit-terry. You left a piece out,” as temporal junction point for the space-time continuum, “Crusaders of the Lost Mark” is worth watching again in light of recent events.

“Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening,”
celebrities were able to coerce electors
in a state which tends to vote democratic and
those electors chose to vote against Hillary Clinton!
Screenshot Redraw: Best face
Screenshot Redraw: Best face by lolepopenon on DeviantArt

As perfect a Thursday 045

Just like the weather this morning,
my brainstorms amount to little more than light drizzle.

I just dreamed that I was at a large family gathering with those who were not necessarily immediate family members but people who just felt like family; this is probably something similar to heaven and there was a shortage of chairs, as Nate Griffin once observed.

“Death and life are in the power of the tongue,
and those who love it will eat its fruits. (Proverbs 18:21)”
Nurse Mycotte
Nurse Mycotte | Momoko / Day 1 Toki -36b [pixiv]

Answer Larry’s

Let’s try this! 20 Questions!

First Name: John
Middle Name: Jacob
Last Name: Jingelheimer-Schmidt
Nickname You Like: You Can Call Me Al
Nickname You Hate: don’t add E

Age: got some City miles on you

Zodiac: popular opinion held that was Senator Ted Cruz

Crush?: I prefer orange over grape flavored
Favorite Color: impact blue

Favorite Food: I’m not sure what I’m craving

Height: the third dimension

Shoe Size: I could probably use a new pair
Hair Color: yes
Eye Color: yes
Hair Length: Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men

Pick One!

Jeans or Sweats: sweatpants
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Coke or Pepsi: Diet Pepsi
Day or Night: I sleep when I want to
Summer or Winter: I quit my delivery job today

Tag 20 friends to do the same! If you get tagged,
don’t ruin the trend! Keep it going!

Clean copy in the comments!

“Everyone also to whom God has given wealth and possessions and power to enjoy them and to accept his lot and rejoice in his toil–this is the gift of God. (Ecclesiastes 5:19)”
Cute Trixie holds bags
Cute Trixie holds bags by pink1ejack on DeviantArt

1) Are you really ready for 108 questions? No

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake? Uh….

4) Whom did you last say “I love you” to? My dad

5) Do you regret it? No

6) Have you ever been depressed? Yeah

7) Are you a boy or girl?
Just a Good Ol’ Boy meaning no harm

8) Who is your best friend? whoever is nearby

9) What is your relationship status? ‘Friends and Lovers

10) How do you want to die?
I think the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability

11) What did you last eat? A piece or two of supreme pizza

12) Played any sports? At one time we had a basketball goal in the driveway, but not much since gym class

13) Do you bite your nails ?
Why would I use some mechanical means?

14) When was your last physical fight? Haven’t gotten in one

15) Do you have an attitude? …maybe

16) Do you like someone? No comment

17) What is your real name?
I am of age, why would you need to see ID?

19) Are you gonna get high later ? ‘high on intellectualism

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment? I hate various people

21) Do you miss someone?
I don’t miss people whom I see almost all the time

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
I am programmed in multiple techniques.’

23) Do you tan a lot? No, it burns!

24) Have any pets? ‘No Children, No Dogs

25) How exactly are you feeling? Hungry and…aloof

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Who hasn’t?

27) Ever made out in the bathroom? No

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
All My Exes Live in Texas

29) Are you scared of spiders?
reasons I never saw ‘Arachnophobia

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
“Well, I got the idea after I saw that movie ‘The Butterfly Effect,’ and thought, ‘Wow, this is terrible. I wish I could escape to a place where this movie couldn’t find me.’”

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing

32) What are your plans for this weekend? IDK

33) Do you want to have kids? ‘No Children, No Dogs

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M? No

35) Do you type fast? No

36) Do you have piercings? How many? No

37) Want any more? No

38) Can you spell well? W-E-L

39) Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes

40) What are you craving right now? Asked and answered, your honor

41) Ever been to a bonfire party? No

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Your girlfriend’s not cheap. Ooh.’

44) Kissed someone in a pickup truck? No

45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
They call me a lady-killer; I ain’t been caught yet

46) Have you ever been cheated on? Not really

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? IDK

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them? IDK

50) What should you be doing ? IDK

51) What’s irritating you right now? IDK

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? …maybe

53) Does somebody love you? …maybe

54) What is your favorite color ?
Asked and answered, your honor

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yes

57) Do you have trust issues? Yes

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes

62) Do you believe your most recent former love thinks about you?
I don’t have one

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?

64) Do you give out second chances too easily? Yes

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
to forget, because you have to forgive first

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
The Worst Day of Your Life so Far

67) What was your childhood nickname? IDK

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked? No!

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
I’ve found a reason for me / To change who I used to be / A reason to start over new

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

73) What is bothering you? IDK

74) Have you ever been out of your province?
Everyday is a Winding Road

75) Do you play the Wii? Some

76) Are you listening to music right now? No

77) Do you like Chinese food? Yes

78) Do you know your fathers B-Day? Yes

79) Are you afraid of the dark? Just of that’s in it

80) Is cheating ever okay? No

81) Are you mean? IDK

82) Can you keep white shoes clean? No

84) Do you believe in true love? Yes

88) Do you like the outside? No

89) Are you currently bored? Yes

90) Do you wanna get married? Uh….

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you ‘baby?’
Love Yourself’ is a decent song from Justin Bieber

92) Are you hungry? IDK

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? …maybe

94) What makes you happy? IDK

95) Would you change your name? No

96) Ever been to Alaska? No

98) Do you watch the news? Sometimes

99) What’s your zodiac sign?
Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

100) Do you like Subway? Yes

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you,
what do you do? IDK

103) Do you talk like your friends?
I have been told that imitation is the highest form of flattery.’

104) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them? Yes

105) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? Yes

106) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My sister

107) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?

108) Can you count to one million? you’re 999,999 to a million.

I challenge (5) :
(I only have one person who’s not already done this)
I’ll post a clean copy in the comments

Humor vampirism 029

I’m a bit drunk, but the kind that Sheryl Crow describes in “Everyday is a Winding Road.” Friends tell me I have an old soul, which I think means I understand a few things before my time, and a co-worker would also take note after she told me a joke.

“But God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise;
God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong;
Mane Nine
Mane Nine by DilEmmas4U on DeviantArt

The Hill Family lived in the hills, in the mountains, say Appalachia, and the father in the family is Roy, Roy Hill. Roy saved a very long time to buy himself a fancy pair of shoes. Left out on the porch one day, the shoes were to torn to pieces by a roaming bobcat.

Couple nights later, Roy and Mrs. Hill were sitting on their porch when Mrs. Hill sees what sounds like a bobcat in the woods and asks, “Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?”

God chose what is low and despised in the world,
even things that are not, (1 Corinthians 1:27-29)
to bring to nothing things that are,

If you say that musically to the chorus from ‘Chattanooga Choo Choo,’ the joke is a lot more funny. I didn’t get a chance to really say how I knew that song, but I suspect the fact that I grew up with a lot of PBS and a show called ‘Shining Time Station,’ which featured ‘Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends,’ had something to do with that.

More recently it was ‘Family Guy,’ where Lois and Peter went to see KISS in concert, Lois gets the words wrong to ‘Rock And Roll All Nite,’ so half the band loses faith in humanity and leaves the stage, and the remaining two  begin to sing ‘Chattanooga Choo Choo.’

so that no human being might boast in the presence of God.”

Stale Zaniness 060

Monday, ‘Dana & Parks’ found out ‘Ravens kicker Justin Tucker started his press conference with an up dog joke,’ so they called their boss and Bill Grady and heard as excepted, ‘What’s up dog?’

“Oh, give thanks to the LORD, for he is good;
for his steadfast love endures forever! (1 Chronicles 16:34)”

Fortunately, that kept me rolling, which I needed after I heard about the Campus Attack at Ohio State University.

“Remember, the first step in avoiding a trap is knowing that one has been set.”

She’s been trying to get me to respond to Messenger, which is not where any conversation with her is headed, ‘Do you remember how we were all worried when your sister died?’ Pretty soon it’ll be about her and her problems, and insulting me again; yeah, phishing is prohibited here, you expletive.

I went offline quickly to finish
Episode VI: It’s a Trap (Episode aired 22 May 2011)
felt semantics
Felt Semantics by PixelKitties on DeviantArt