Christmas, 2011

My friend Matt says, “You are a mass of Chris and I hope that you are merry.”

I configured the Nintendo Wii for WiFi, and my family is using the Netflix Channel to look at something which causes me to react as I would to this image:

Source: Dark Horse Comics


Before Doctor Who on BBC America this evening, I was watching Cartoon Network.

Source: The Amazing World of Gumball

For Christmas, my father bought me some spicy chipotle mayonnaise.

HoneyBaked Ham | Official Site | Handcrafted since 1957
“HoneyBaked ham – the finest quality bone-in ham, marinated, smoked and spiral sliced perfectly. Available online or in a store near you.”

My sister Kimberly bought me a volume of InuYasha and charm for my mobile.

The Twelfth Day of Christmas by *Karzahnii on deviantART

Though said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you.


Oh My Gosh 003

Financially, I cannot be at BroNYcon anymore than I could go to BotCon.

The Transformers Collectors’ Convention – BotCon 2012!
The Official Hasbro sponsored Transformers Collectors’ Convention: BotCon celebrating all eras of Transformers Toys!

Source: Ashleigh Ball at BroNYCon Jan 2012 by *johnjoseco on deviantART

Oh My Gosh, I learned that my friend  Hannah is on deviantART.

Source: Lieutenant Commander Data by ~whammytap on deviantART

Data (Star Trek)Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Lieutenant Commander Data is a character in the fictional Star Trek universe portrayed by actor Brent Spiner. He appears in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation and the feature films Star Trek Generations, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, and…”

Another good friend continually proves that Fluttershy is the best pony with a related ask blog. ASK FLUTTERSHY, which often shares art from Adventure Time.

eBay My World –   fluttershyisbestpony
“eBay My World for fluttershyisbestpony. Read fluttershyisbestpony’s Reviews & Guides, blog, and eBay profile.”

Source: Someone Needs a Heal? by *johnjoseco on deviantART

Thank you for your time.

Botch-fest 024

For safety’s sake: Take care to avoid slips, trips and falls

     “‘Tis the season for slips, trips and falls. Mornings when the temperature hovers around freezing can make walking on parking lots and sidewalks particularly tricky.

Take your time, take smaller and calculated steps, wear appropriate footwear and be aware that slippery conditions may be present even if you don’t see them.

Please promptly report icy/slippery areas to campus services.”

Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the strong language that will appear later in this post, like your girlfriend.

Even president One Big Ass Mistake America has blamed the majority in the Senate, the Democratic Party.

[National Republican Congressional Committee] BlogHouse Dems’ Deep Commitment to Small Business Job Destruction
“Washington Democrats Choose to Leave Struggling Middle Class Families Waiting for Much-Needed Tax Relief in Order to Keep a Political Issue”

rainbow ...., tu pink ayaya .....About which someone was going to have something to say, the following is from the liberal-as-fuck Talking Points Memo:

Karl Rove Concedes House GOP Blew It On Payroll Tax (VIDEO)
“‘Even George W. Bush’s top strategist Karl Rove thinks House Republicans blew it on the payroll tax cut. His advice: having lost the politics, Republicans should wait until […] President Obama flies off to Hawaii on vacation, bash him and congressional Democrats for abdicating their duties…”

Twitter / Dan Pfeiffer: “The shenanigans of the last 48 hrs from the House GOP leadership are why 43% of Americans think this is the worst Congress in history …”

Boehner’s office cuts off C-SPAN cameras as GOP takes verbal beating | The Raw Story
“As Rep. Stenny Hoyer (D-MD) attempted to call for a vote to extend a payroll tax cut to middle class and working Americans, his Republican colleagues adjourned the House and walked out of the chamber. And if that weren’t odd enough, it got even stranger: As Hoyer railed against them for failing to …”

Twitter / Mark Ford: “@pfeiffer44 [I’m] one of the 57% who knows that Obama is the worst president in the history of our republic. His approval rating is at 38%  …”

Boehner: It’s time for Obama to get involved on tax deal
“House Speaker: Republicans await Senate Democrats and are ready to ‘do the right thing’ for the economy.”

Twitter / BrainwasherDetective: “@chris_m_hurt So he is worse than Warren G. Harding, James Buchanan, or Ulysses S. Grant?”

Newt Gingrich’s Letter to Virginia, Regarding the Existence of Santa Claus and Claims That He Said …
“Dear Virginia:   I’m not going to talk about what I have previously said on the topic of Santa Claus. The record is perfectly clear: Yes, Virginia…”

Twitter / Imei: “Watch out for holiday douchebags. They seem to thrive during this season.” my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - In Summary...
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I have updated my entertainingly shallow and pedantic blog.

Need to read again 021

Many interesting posts can be found on the landing page at WordPress:

On Eternal Sunshine, Erasing Memories, and Facebook Timeline
“(Intended Title: Fleeting Love in the Time of Ambiguous Cinema, Part III)  Audio for part I of this post. The first time I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, years ago, I didn’t …”

Oh my, ein Unfall habe passiert.

Why I will (probably) never run a yellow light again (and other insights into a first-time experience)
“Car accidents suck. We know this as fact because they’re a part of everyday life, whether we want to acknowledge it or not. We’re intrigued by them because we’re nosy, we want to know what happened…”

Twitter / Brett Hildabrand: “OpEd from member of #KPERS Study Commission. #kselg […]”

KPERS commission a failure /
“By Richard Stumpf”

Twitter / Rachel Thompson: “Struggling w/ your chick’s #xmas gifts? #imaginethat THE MAN SHOP: […] Plz RT” …inspired by My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, some artwork has been created for Advent.

Source: Nyx (Friendship is Magic) via Advent Calendar Day 15 by *RatofDrawn on deviantART

Advent, Christmas, Hanukkah, Welcome Yule! Interfaith Families Doing the Most
“This time of year, interfaith families make our annual appearance in the media. The world wants to know: How do we do it all? Are we confused? Are we superficial? Are we exhausted? For readers of …”

TwitterMatthew Inman: “Scraped the white fur off my Thanksgiving leftovers this morning and had a little nibble. STILL GOOD!


raitiy, gato asasasasasasas

Because I need to update Adobe Flash, none of the videos, on which I clicked in my dreams, would play, but my first ever dream about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic featured Rarity, of whom I recently brought an example at Toys ‘Я Us.

my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - Better Left to the Imagination
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Source: Nyx (Friendship is Magic) via Rarity by *Slugbox on deviantART

Unlike my repaired car, my finances are a wreck right now, and that‘s my starting issue:

Retail therapy: Can we shop ourselves out of a bad mood? [infographic] – Holy Kaw!

my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - Philoso-Rarity: Generosity...
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For many years I have striven to live uncomplicated, I may actually be quite dull as a result:

Enhance your netbook with apps that play, organize and entertain–and enhance your life.

my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - Second Place?!
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Of course, neither of these change the fact that I am fat as well as broke.

Draw Us Fat Unicorns! | The Uniblog
“Welcome to the Fat Unicorn Party! This is where all the of the fabulous fleshy and majestic fat unicorns drawn for us by fans live. If you have any art skills (or even if you don’t) you should draw us a buxom one horned beast today. Or, if you are feeling extra productive, we love fan art of The …”

I enjoy the community of bronies.

my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - I REALLY Like Her Mane!
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I really should start to sketch again, but I need a reference for scale.

my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - Ponies Height IRLSee more at My Little Brony

Oh, well, at least I have not yet been political in this post.

my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - Occupy Canterlot
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