Will you do the Fandango?

Will you do the Fandango?
Probably, to purchase tickets to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.

“Come on someone, do this with me!

Tattoos…………………….0

Piercings………………… 0

Marriages………………… 0

Divorces………………….. 0

Proposals………………… 0

Children…………………… 0

Surgeries…………………. Yes

Shot a gun………………. yes, at a shooting range
where the honorary Professor Denton presided

Quit a job………………… yes

100+ miles in a car……
yes, commuting to work during the week

Hit a deer……………….. No

zip lining…………………. No

Cried over someone….
yes, but they weren’t into it,
and asked me to leave

Fallen in love…………… I guess?

Watched someone give birth…
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Watched someone die….. yes

Been to Canada……… no

Ridden in an ambulance…. Yes

Visited Las Vegas…… No

Sang karaoke………….. No,
I am neither Izumi Konata
nor know lyrics to the opening to Dragon Ball Z

Been downhill skiing……. No,
I am neither A View to a Kill
nor a stunt double for Sir Roger Moore

Ridden on a motorcycle… No

Ridden on a horse……. Yes, but it was led

Stayed in a hospital…… Yes

Donated blood…………. Yes,
our community needs 530 to donate each day

Ridden in the back of a police car…
No, and that country song is too insipid.

Hold your finger down and select copy…
Then go into your own status and paste. Change the answers”

“But as for you, O man of God,
flee these things. (1 Timothy 6:11)
Pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, steadfastness, gentleness.”
Twice the Rainbow
Twice the Rainbow by J8d on DeviantArt

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